ok im not complaining, my mum saw that i was having macaroni that consisted of heated up pasta with a cheese slice on top so decided to bring me some real food when she next came up for coffee. this was all fine until i found a can of cured chicken in the bag. i put this in my cupboard thinking i'll get to that when i run out of instant noodles and eggs- what my diet usually consists of. so it has gotten to that time, i'm choosing between couscous and this can. i decide this is the time to give it a try, i mean my mum bought it, its from M&S so it must be pretty decent stuff.i come to my first hurdle; its a can and i don't have a can opener. this is ok because i'm a scout so much be prepared for such occurrences, so i find my multi-tool and after giving up on using the knife i proceed to viciously attack the can with any tool i can find, it looks like a bomb has hit ti but that's ok because it is open. then i come to the more serious problem in my eyes.... my chicken had some clear jelly like shit on it. what is this contaminating my chicken. i contain my frustration and ever so delicately shovel the shit off and down the drain. then im even more confused because i'm looking at the front of the can and im seeing beautifully presented chicken ripped up over salad, i'm thinking result- well screw the salad, that's £3 a portion but the chicken, oh that sounds good. but then i look in my can and i see only what can resemble posh ass cat food packed into this tiny can. i feel like this is what the queens cat would eat for Sunday lunch not what i'm about to dig into in front of casualty on a Saturday night. i feel my mum could have saved her money and just bought me a can of whiskers, it would have been half the price of exactly the same thing.
long story short i ate the can. well i wasn't about to waste food never mind be stuck eating a bowl of plain couscous now was i.
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